The calm before the storm. Ready for 4th grade to slay me. #studentteaching
My name is Nicole. Music student. NYU. Long Island-Prague-Manhattan. Pixies enthusiast.
I know this is from the onion but I honestly don’t even doubt it
Diane, 11:30 a.m., February Twenty-fourth. Entering the town of Twin Peaks, five miles south of the Canadian border, twelve miles west of the state line. I’ve never seen so many trees in my life.
this is how Parks and Recreation explained Chris Pratt’s weight loss for Guardians of the Galaxy
So many people will go, “Hey, will you please call my wife a ‘bitch?’ It will make her so happy.” It’s ridiculous.
..and they’ll say James, James, James, how are ya doin’?
Maybe Sam Pepper should have watched this episode.